A Proud Day for Coloradoans
In addition to her tireless work as a fear-mongering GOP shill for the basest elements of American fundamentalist religious radicals with her sponsorship of an amendment to the U.S. Constitution banning same-sex marriage, representative Marilyn Musgrave (R-CO) can now add “endorsed by the KKK” to her list of accolades. The Knights party, an affiliate of the Ku Klux Klan has posted an endorsement of Musgrave on their website after her introduction of “The Home School Non-Discrimination Act of 2005.” (An apparent pillar of the white supremacist platform?)
“And we will raise our stock HIGH!”
And, in an “And The Clocks Were Striking Thirteen Exclusive,” I have it on good authority (though still officially unconfirmed) that fellow congressman Tom Tancredo (R-CO), busy working on what has been described as a “final solution to the Mexican immigrant problem,” is green with envy over the Klan’s endorsement of Musgrave. A despondent Tancredo was heard muttering to nobody in particular “Just what the fuck does one have to do get some recognition around here?” after biting the head off the infant son of a migrant worker and casually tossing the lifeless body in the trashcan.